SOME SERIOUS DEFINITIONS:
 


ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both endsand is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage. INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN:A grape that got too much sun. SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW:One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed. And MY Personal Favourite!WRINKLES:Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.


 

SOME SERIOUS DEFINITIONS:

 
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
 

BEAUTY PARLOUR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage. 

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better. 

RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun. 

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time. 

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE:
 
The pain that drives you to extraction.
 

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. 

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed. 


And MY Personal Favourite!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, 
Similar to my character lines.

 
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